Congratulations on your performance in the 1st round! You are tied in 1st Place with Colton! 2nd Round: You are walking down the street, but the floor is made of lava. The homeless lady across the street is asking you how many pig wiggles it takes to buy a Cornish Hen. A vintage/retro sexual harassment robot circa 1950 is following you; it is continuously playing George Michael's Greatest Hits. What do you do? You will be scored on Creativity, Originality, and Humor.
Well I would continue walking down the street and not on the floor (since it is made of lava). I would answer the homeless woman with 42 pig wiggles per Cornish hen, since that is the answer to everything. I would also ask for an approximation of one pig wiggle just as a point of reference.
The sexual harassment bot would have to deal with the outrageous dance moves that I would be funking out in response to Mr Michael’s most great hits. Which, I assume, would exacerbate its function and cause it to overload. It couldn’t be much more than a bother anyway