July 2012
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June 2012
84 posts
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YOU are Welcome
Hi, I’m Matt; while you were reading this, I ate all of your birth control pills and replaced them with blue Sweet Tarts.
Enjoy the next 18 years of your lives
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welcome
To the blog~~~~~
republic-citys-bathroom:
drunkonstevphen:
This man is beyond words.
THIS VIDEO IS FUCKING DIAMONDS
This is fantabulubulbous
smilelikeacat:
marembe:
dont-be-obvious:
knitmeapony:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
Kat you don’t even know these characters
Hush your word hole, yes I do.
Well then watch those seasons.
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dont-be-obvious:
knitmeapony:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
Kat you don’t even know these characters
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ass-n-titties:
leucomaines:
ass-n-titties:
people are legitmately glad that jane died because she got in the way of dirkjake what the fuckckckfdj
I’m glad she’s dead because it’s been a while since we had a lovely murder. Plus…look how happy it makes uu! Precious skull-alien anti-christ babu!
please go
I don’t understand shipping wars… romantic conflicts are always...
I feel
like caterpillars are in my stomach
A Softer World: 826 →
Story of my life
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cherrypiesandkinkyscenes asked: Congratulations on your performance in the 1st round! You are tied in 1st Place with Colton! 2nd Round: You are walking down the street, but the floor is made of lava. The homeless lady across the street is asking you how many pig wiggles it takes to buy a Cornish Hen. A vintage/retro sexual harassment robot circa 1950 is following you; it is continuously playing George Michael's Greatest...
cherrypiesandkinkyscenes asked: pick sick kick trick prick thick wick lick nick hick chick dick flick music clique click slick
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OH MY GOD
I JUST WANT TO GO DIE
FUck my fucking life
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gandalf-the-gray:
meimrr:
puridan:
puridan:
I will never not find this video hilarious
reblogging this from myself because it’s still relevant and still hilarious
yep
OH MY GOD IT’S BEEN TOO LONG
We’re all in the matrix